Big Talk

Warning: All of the following is fiction.

Once upon a time there was dog named Lego. Lego was a small, grayish German Shepard with to big of a head. Unlike most dogs that are just ignorant, Lego's IQ is about the same as eggplant. He was so stupid because he talked so much, even when nobody was listened.



One day when he was walking home from Petsmart a blue fairy appeared in front of him. "Hello," said the fairy. "I was sent here by the big chief fairy to tell you to shush up!"Lego didn't understand so he grabbed the fairy and ran into his house. When he got to his room he stuffed the fairy into a cage. Lego was so happy because he finally had someone to talk to, the fairy. He talked day and night about dumb stuff, such as how to sleep without wetting the bed and when to hug the teacher. The fairy thought it was torture. One day she got an idea.She did not eat anything for a couple of days, squeezed between the bars of the cage, and casted a spell to turn Lego into a mute, ugly carpet.

The End